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SmoothRide333 Profile Information

Enormous Flesh Pillows and Bigger Brain!
Age 49 From San Rafael, California - Online - Over 2 weeks ago
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Tim
I Can Speak  
English, French, Spanish, Italian, Binary, Other, Norwegian
I Would Describe Myself As  
OK. I hope I have not killed my chances. I am stir-crazy and very aroused right now.

I am not the handsomest fellow, but I ain't too bad. I am super with my hands and tongue.

Also, I am a very good cook but NO Thai food.
Sign  
Libra

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Average
My Height Is  
5' 7 (1.7 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian, African American, Asian, European
My Marital Situation Is  
Never Married
I Have Kids  
No
I Want Kids  
Yes
My Best Feature Is  
Butt
Body Art  
Pierced... But Only Ear(s)
My Hair Is  
Dark Blonde
I Have One Or More Of These  
Cat
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
University Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Self-employed
My Speciality Is  
Other
My Job Title Is  
Individual Contributor, GLG
I Make This Much In A Year  
$15,000USD To $29,999USD
I Live  
Alone, With Pet(s)
At Home  
Friends Come Over Occasionally
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
No

Personality

Back In High School, I Was A  
Nerd
My Social Behavior Is  
Reserved, Shy, Boisterous, Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing, Dark, Strange
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Religion / Spirituality, Dining, Exercising, Reading, Arts & Crafts, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Clubbing / Bar Hopping, Dancing, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Volunteering
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Clubbing / Bars, Reading A Book, Playing Dress-up, Tv, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
OK. This will relegate me to ther garbage heap. I'd love for my date to come to my home to have a dinner I prepared and watch a movie. We eat, have a great conversation, eat, and are more interested in each other than the movie, per se. What happens next, who knows.....
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Hershey's Candy Bar with Almonds. I am deathly allergic to Almonds, specifically. Peanuts are bad, too.
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Obscure, Goofy, A Flirt

Views

My Religion Is  
Christian
I Attend Services  
On Holidays
My Political Views Are  
Liberal
My Goal In Life Is  
To find a job that is both financially and spiritually rewarding. Also, a romantic partner I can either have a long conversation with or, simply, share silence.
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Horror, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, Electronic, Pop, Blues, Jazz, Industrial, Latin, Dance, Soul, Reggae, Gospel, Folk, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
News, Ancient, Anthology, Auto-biography, Biography, Business, Classic, Comic, Fantasy, Fiction, Health, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Mystery, Philosophy, Political, Reference, Poetry, Religious, Satire, Technical, I'm An Author, Romance, Erotica, Supernatural
My Idea Of Fun Is  
That is a very open-ended qustion. I like to discover....

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Power, Spontaneity, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Do You Look For?  
Someone that arouses me physically as well as Mentally/ Spiritually/ Psychologically.
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Date, Intimate, Committed
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