Englisch

e is Sexxxo Pornographicus, Galactic Overlord of Schlaungg, and I am here to crush the Earth. Starting with your pussy. I have mastered your Earth courtship process and have come to conquer all ripe breeding vessels in your “kern County.” We will meet in a well-lit public place for one of your pathetic caffeinated beverages, at which point my reverse engineered Earth pheromones will overpower any puny resistance you may have and mating will begin. Not at your Third Street Starbucks, though, as I am banned from that one for 30 days. Your absurd statutes regarding proper use of rest rooms are incomprehensible to me.

Widder

Ein paar Pfunde zu viel

Größer als 6' 4 (1.93 m)

Grün

Geschieden

Ja - Manchmal zuhause

Augen

Sichtbare Tattoos

Schwarz

Hund

Ja

Teilweise Hochschule

Selbstständig